EVIL for Fun and Profit is not a hard-core progression guild, although we do raid. If your priority is gear instead of fun, then we recommend that you try one of the more progression-oriented guilds.

This is a guild of friends and family, who have banded together to enjoy the game and to provide an environment that is not only fun, but lasting.

We are a close-knit group who have played together for years and because of that, we have zero drama, zero arrogance and the funniest guild chat. Ever. In order for us to keep it that way, we do not let just anyone in.

If you are interested in becoming EVIL, then please keep in mind the following:

1) The only thing we are intolerant of is…intolerance. If you tend to fill up your guild chat or ventrilo air time with sexist comments, racial slurs, gender preference bashing and other bits of idiocy, then this is not the place for you...because you are a douchebag.

2) Arrogance has no home here. You could be the best tank, healer or dps on the server, but if that attitude comes out in your gameplay, then all you are doing is thinking and talking about yourself. If this is you, then you are pretty much useless to us because we will think you’re a total ass clown. We work as a team, not in competition with each other.

3) We are VERY selective when inviting others into our group. Your guild application should be creative and interesting. If you make an application post and write ‘I am a warlock. Here is my armory URL.’ Then you can bet your not-so-sweet ass that none of us are going to contact you. Really, we’re not kidding.

4) If you do join us, then do so to make this guild something awesome. If you are the type of person who will get their character to the max level, gear up and then leave to join a larger guild, then you have no place here. Not only will you take gear from players who need it (and who are here to make this guild happen), but you’ve wasted our time by us helping you level. That way of thinking is not about the guild as a whole, but only about yourself and that makes you a selfish dick. Nobody likes a selfish dick. If you are a selfish dick, then you should just move on.

5) Have a sense of humor. You will need it. Seriously.



Still interested? Then please apply by making a post in this forum and cross your fingers.

- Indecent, Guild Leader